By Rosen Trevithick
Number 1 Bestselling Author
A short story
Devoted boyfriend, Ross Turpin, wakes up to a shocking sight: a pair of unfamiliar women's knickers lying on his bedroom floor. Having no idea how they got there, Ross sets out on a mission to establish their origin.
His exploration leads him through a minefield of hideous women and repugnant situations, as he struggles to understand what went on during the night that changed his life forever.
A contemporary romantic comedy.
Read an expert: The Discovery.
A Kernow-Isca Publication.
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"What a delightfully refreshing read. It actually made me chuckle out loud."
- Cheryl M-M
"Recommended to anyone looking for a well-written, light-hearted quick read."
- NMH Convert
"Oh my goodness, what a laugh!"
- Judder
Memorable quotes
- "The more exotic the panties, the greater the betrayal."
- "My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley."
- "I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere."
- "She'd been there when I wrote a short story about Boris the bisexual bison, there when I wrote a poem about Malc the masochistic moose, and there when I painted a half-naked nun carrying a narwhal. She knew how interesting I was!"
- "When a woman is a six-foot walking hourglass, she really doesn't need to spell out her beauty, yet her clothes screamed, like somebody ruining a decent joke by explaining it."
Fiction categories
- Crime, Thrillers & Mystery -> Mystery
- Drama
- Humour
- Romance -> Contemporary
- Romance -> Romantic suspense
- Romance -> Romantic comedy
- Short stories
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