I only recently found out that you can make actual chocolate at home. Ever since I heard the news, I've been busy trying out new recipes. Here's one of my favourites so far.

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I have found time to write the first in a series of dress reviews, which will be really useful for anybody trying to steal my identity! (Or just people who like comfortable, pretty dresses.)

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The eBook versions of my My Granny Writes Erotica series have always been exclusive to Kindle. However, they are now available across the board. Better still, the original quickie - a self-contained novella - is free.

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My Granny Writes Erotica starts with Betty Berry opening the door to a stranger who reminds her of a walking coffin. He tells her this is no time to be spending money on a television. Is he a rogue TV Licensing enforcement officer, or are his motives much more sinister?

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Presumably, you find it inconceivable that I might be able to live my life without a television set. As it happens, I find it inconceivable that you could live your life without a copy of my book, My Granny Writes Erotica. However, my records show no purchases from your address.

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People like to write about boobs - no, people like other people to write about boobs. I've come to realise that a vast number of internet users would rather read randomly generated plots and work derived from erotica derived from Twilight, than original fiction. If the content features boobs, even better.

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I've been on the organ donor register for ten years. Help others live after I stop needing my body? It feels like a non-brainer. Child organ donation is much harder to talk about.

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Despite ongoing action in the pursuit of gender equality, a campaign has arisen called Women Against Feminism. A feminist, according to them, appears to be a man-hating character. Naturally, many people dispute this portrait of a feminist but whenever a feminist tries to engage in complex discussion about the matter at hand...

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I frequently get asked how to sell books. The truth of the matter is that I can't pinpoint why some books take off and others don't. However, I have discovered some sure-fire ways not to sell. This humorous parody of the many self-publishing guides available, will help you dodge typical pitfalls such as what to do if your main character doesn't speak English, or a crocodile eats your laptop.

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There's a new science fiction author making waves and his name is Lucas Bale. I first heard about Lucas on the Kindle Users Forum when distinguished author, Alex Roddie, recommended him. I am delighted to have the opportunity to introduce Lucas here.

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