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Rosen Trevithick

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

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Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."
- The Independent
"This first thing I learned was that this is not a book to read on the bus, mainly because of all the times I caught myself laughing like an idiot every five minutes. The second thing I learned was just how great this book is."
- M. Cox (Amazon Reviewer)
"Rosen has a flair for snappy dialogue, detailed description and fast plot movement. I'll definitely be reading more of her work."
- David Wailing (Author)
"I was reading this aloud to my 4 year old niece when waiting for hubby to finish with a doctor's appointment. She was totally enthralled! When we were ready to leave, the gentleman across from us had been listening and said, "Ah! Man! Do you have to go? I was really enjoying that!""
- DW

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Summary of Blog Posts

26.07.2014 15:28
Indie Authors Needed to Write Quick Tips

Indie Authors Needed to Write Quick Tips

Are you an indie author with a dry sense of humour and opinions on how self-publishing should and shouldn't be done? I'm looking for authors to contribute additional materials to the How Not to Self-Publish blog.

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14.07.2014 17:12
Rosen Trevithick Cures Cancer

Rosen Trevithick Cures Cancer

Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. Award-winning author of My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome cured a patient with terminal lung cancer in the most promising treatment breakthrough since frogs.

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14.07.2014 16:30

Where is Straight Out of University?

I have temporarily removed Straight Out of University from sale. The reason is that I've never really been happy with the proofreader's work.

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05.07.2014 12:23
Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet...

Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet

Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. Just hours after famous author Rosen Trevithick released her new darkly-comic novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome, a video featuring Rosen measuring a banana was leaked online

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04.07.2014 15:14
Things More Newsworthy than My Book

Things More Newsworthy than My Book

I am disappointed that, so far, the press have not featured the launch of my novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. In one of my more creative sour grapes moments, I made a list of some news stories that were given more coverage than me.

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04.07.2014 12:12
The Winners of the 2013 SpaSpa Book Awards...

The Winners of the 2013 SpaSpa Book Awards Have Been Announced

If you would like to know which books won the 2013 SpaSpa Book Awards then head over to Indie Book Bargains for the list. Here are my comments on the results.

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04.07.2014 10:53

How Not to Self-Publish

Since I started self-publishing in 2011, I have been keeping note for a worst-case-scenario-style eBook about self-publishing.

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03.07.2014 17:50
Rosen Trevithick twins stranded on sandbank...

Rosen Trevithick twins stranded on sandbank whilst rescuing starfish trapped in dishwasher

Here's a little fun... Famous author Rosen Trevithick, 34, had to be rescued by a helicopter after getting stranded on a sandbank off the Cornish coast, trying to save a starfish that she found in her dishwasher.

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03.07.2014 11:54
Out Today: My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome

Out Today: My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome

My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome is out today. It's the first two quickies plus a 19,000 word bonus novella, that extends the tale about Betty, the suburban housewife who tries her hand at writing an erotica novel, in order to get her family out of debt.

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30.06.2014 17:27

SpaSpa Book Awards 2013 - The Selection Process

The 2013 Self-Published and Small-Press Author Book Awards were created to showcase a variety of highly regarded independently published books. I have chosen to publicise the selection process to show the attention to detail and validity that has gone into this competition.

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