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Gamebooks for Adults

Smelly Trolls - The Gamebook Smelly Trolls - The Gamebook    

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Novels for Adults

Two Shades of the Lilac Sunset Two Shades of the Lilac Sunset    
Provocative and gritty alternative to modern alpha-male romances
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My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome    
A hilarious novel composed from three saucy stories
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Pompomberry House Pompomberry House    
Humorous murder mystery satirising indie publishing.
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Non-fictions for Adults

Chocolate Making Adventures Chocolate Making Adventures    
Recipe Book
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How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide    
A humorous self-publishing self-help manual
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Collections for Adults

Seesaw - Volume II Seesaw - Volume II    
Rosen's second volume of short stories
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Seesaw - Volume I Seesaw - Volume I    
Humorous fiction, psychological fiction and flash fiction.
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Novellas for Adults

My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie) My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)    
Humorous novella about a bankrupt straight-laced granny who turns to writing erotica.
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My Granny Writes Erotica 2 (The Second Quickie) My Granny Writes Erotica 2 (The Second Quickie)    
Sequel to humorous novella about a bankrupt straight-laced granny who turns to writing erotica.
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My Granny Writes Erotica 3 (A Bit on the Side) My Granny Writes Erotica 3 (A Bit on the Side)    
A quick Betty Berry read to complement the first two quickies.
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The Ice Marathon The Ice Marathon    
Psychological fiction about a tempestuous romance.
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Short Stories for Adults

No Shades of Grey No Shades of Grey    
Six-word story about respecting consent
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The Other Daughter The Other Daughter    
Psychological fiction about a missing child.
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London, the Doggy and Me London, the Doggy and Me    
Humorous farce about giant-dog sitting gone horribly wrong.
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On the Rocks On the Rocks    
Psychological short story about the friendship between two bipolar women.
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Lipstick and Knickers Lipstick and Knickers    
Humorous short story about a man who wakes up to an unfamiliar pair of knickers
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The Selfish Act The Selfish Act    
Response to the belief that suicide is selfish.
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A Royal Mess A Royal Mess    
Humorous prequel to Pompomberry House, poking fun at internet forums.
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Word And Picture Books for Adults

My Babysitter is a Troll My Babysitter is a Troll    
Smelly Troll Story for Under Sixes
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Children's Chapter Books

The Troll Trap The Troll Trap    
Smelly Trolls #1. Stinky, squelchy adventure.
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Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls    
Smelly Trolls #2. Slimy, smelly, sausage-slinging adventure.
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Monster Avengers Monster Avengers    
Written by children for children
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Children's Short Stories

Gourmet Girl Burger Gourmet Girl Burger    
Short story from the Smelly Trolls series
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Children's Collections

External Publications

Off the KUF Off the KUF    
A collection by UKAKF, which contains both versions of my short story The Other Father (Gourmet Girl Burger).
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Summer Shorts Summer Shorts    
Short story collection by KUF, which contains my short A Royal Mess.
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A Splendid Salmagundi A Splendid Salmagundi     
A collection by UKAKF, which contains my article Grumpies.
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SunKissed SunKissed    
Romance collection, which contains my short 1997.
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