Dear David Walliams

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."

- The Independent

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

"This first thing I learned was that this is not a book to read on the bus, mainly because of all the times I caught myself laughing like an idiot every five minutes. The second thing I learned was just how great this book is."

- M. Cox (Amazon Reviewer)

(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')

"You can tell that Ms Trevithick was a fan of Roald Dahl when she was growing up. The stinky trolls in this story are reminiscent of the giants in The BFG and, if possible, even more revolting. Her strong authorial voice and witty prose will appeal to parents as much as children; I caught myself chortling out loud at least every other page."

- Rebecca Davies (The Independent)

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

"I didn’t want Miss to put the book down. It was so gripping from the beginning."

- Daisy (Schoolchild)

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

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15.11.2013 10:37

Dear David Walliams,

I be Rosenburt Bogieslurper, the smelly troll author. I like to eat children and authors who snub me invitations. Personally, I be thinking you look a bit stringy, but I be having sharp teeth.

I want yer to interview me about being a smelly troll because children wanting to read about demon dentists and stinky misters, will want to know all about being a smelly troll. I personally smell like earwax that has been melted down, blended with garlic and re-solidified. What do you smell like?

Your stinkily

Rosenburt Bogieslurper (the troll behind Rosen Trevithick)

Gunkfreak the Troll convincingly disguised as a little girl

Smelly Troll books

The Troll Trap A stinky, squelchy adventure packed with secret dens, tree climbing, troll traps and lots and lots of revolting smells.

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls A slimy, smelly, sausage-slinging adventure packed with mischief, troll traps and a really reckless wacky scientist.

Trolls On Ice A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.