Dear David Walliams

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."

- The Independent

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

"This first thing I learned was that this is not a book to read on the bus, mainly because of all the times I caught myself laughing like an idiot every five minutes. The second thing I learned was just how great this book is."

- M. Cox (Amazon Reviewer)

(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')

"... a marvellously entertaining read and I recommend it."

- Damaskcat (Amazon Top 50 Reviewer)

(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')

"Read this book during my lunch break laughed so much I spilt my lunch on my top."

- D. Cryle (Amazon Reviewer)

(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')

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15.11.2013 10:37

Dear David Walliams,

I be Rosenburt Bogieslurper, the smelly troll author. I like to eat children and authors who snub me invitations. Personally, I be thinking you look a bit stringy, but I be having sharp teeth.

I want yer to interview me about being a smelly troll because children wanting to read about demon dentists and stinky misters, will want to know all about being a smelly troll. I personally smell like earwax that has been melted down, blended with garlic and re-solidified. What do you smell like?

Your stinkily

Rosenburt Bogieslurper (the troll behind Rosen Trevithick)

Gunkfreak the Troll convincingly disguised as a little girl

Smelly Troll books

The Troll Trap A stinky, squelchy adventure packed with secret dens, tree climbing, troll traps and lots and lots of revolting smells.

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls A slimy, smelly, sausage-slinging adventure packed with mischief, troll traps and a really reckless wacky scientist.

Trolls On Ice A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.