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Rosen Trevithick

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

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Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."
- The Independent
"Laugh-out-loud funny, wonderfully observed, and intelligent."
- N. Holme
"All in all this is a marvelous story, told well and simply unputdownable."
- L. Taylor
"The ups are oh so funny, the downs are quite heartbreaking. I am not ashamed to say I was in tears more than once. The last story just blew me away when I got to it. This is definitely the best collection of stories I've read in a long while and I'm sure I will read them again."
- J. Stacey (Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer)

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Gourmet Girl Burger

A Children's Short Story

A short story from the Smelly Troll series.

There's nothing normal about Alan Normalton. His favourite habits are bottom burping and picking bogies from his nose. What's more, he was born with only four and a half toes on each foot and his skin has a faint greenish tinge. One day, he asks his mum why he's not like other boys.

Alan soon finds himself drawn into a dangerous forest filled with entertaining and disgusting monsters, who quickly become his friends. But not everybody likes Alan's new friends. In fact, some people find them very scary indeed.

After his little sister is kidnapped and carried deep into the forest, Alan must decide who to side with – his sister or his new monster buddies.


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